Directors: Josh Gordon, Will Speck
Year: 2016
Rated R
Rating: * 1/2 Stars
Cast: Jason Bateman, Olivia Munn, T. J. Miller, Jennifer Aniston
Office Christmas Party is my latest review. It's a messy yarn I tell you. I am now going to write it in the tradition of the timeless ditty, "Twelve Days of Christmas". OK, here goes:
On the 9th of December, Hollywood gave to me: A movie titled Office Christmas Party.
On the 9th of December, Hollywood gave to me: Too many characters in a movie titled Office Christmas Party.
On the 9th of December, Hollywood gave to me: An umpteenth Chi-Town location, too many characters in a movie titled Office Christmas Party.
On the 9th of December, Hollywood gave to me: Jennifer Aniston channeling bitchy, an umpteenth Chi-Town location, too many characters in a movie titled Office Christmas Party.
On the 9th of December, Hollywood gave to me: A RATING THAT FEELS LIKE PG-13. Jennifer Aniston channeling bitchy, an umpteenth Chi-Town location, too many characters in a movie titled Office Christmas Party.
On the 9th of December, Hollywood gave to me: Two unsystematic directors, A RATING THAT FEELS LIKE PG-13. Jennifer Aniston channeling bitchy, an umpteenth Chi-Town location, too many characters in a movie titled Office Christmas Party.
On the 9th of December, Hollywood gave to me: Six screenwriters who lack corporate world knowledge, two unsystematic directors, A RATING THAT FEELS LIKE PG-13. Jennifer Aniston channeling bitchy, an umpteenth Chi-Town location, too many characters in a movie titled Office Christmas Party.
On the 9th of December, Hollywood gave to me: A version of Sisters that seems less raunchy, six screenwriters who lack corporate world knowledge, two unsystematic directors, A RATING THAT FEELS LIKE PG-13. Jennifer Aniston channeling bitchy, an umpteenth Chi-Town location, too many characters in a movie titled Office Christmas Party.
On the 9th of December, Hollywood gave to me: Jason Bateman being well, Jason Bateman, a version of Sisters that seems less raunchy, six screenwriters who lack corporate world knowledge, two unsystematic directors, A RATING THAT FEELS LIKE PG-13. Jennifer Aniston channeling bitchy, an umpteenth Chi-Town location, too many characters in a movie titled Office Christmas Party.
On the 9th of December, Hollywood gave to me: Few laughable moments (I did enjoy the Gone Girl reference), Jason Bateman being well, Jason Bateman, a version of Sisters that seems less raunchy, six screenwriters who lack corporate world knowledge, two unsystematic directors, A RATING THAT FEELS LIKE PG-13. Jennifer Aniston channeling bitchy, an umpteenth Chi-Town location, too many characters in a movie titled Office Christmas Party.
On the 9th of December, Hollywood gave to me: Olivia Munn who's bad at acting, few laughable moments, Jason Bateman being well, Jason Bateman, a version of Sisters that seems less raunchy, six screenwriters who lack corporate world knowledge, two unsystematic directors, A RATING THAT FEELS LIKE PG-13. Jennifer Aniston channeling bitchy, an umpteenth Chi-Town location, too many characters in a movie titled Office Christmas Party.
On the 9th of December, Hollywood gave to me: Big time stars who interact with each other like passing ships, Olivia Munn who's bad at acting, few laughable moments, Jason Bateman being well, Jason Bateman, a version of Sisters that seems less raunchy, six screenwriters who lack corporate world knowledge, two unsystematic directors, A RATING THAT FEELS LIKE PG-13. Jennifer Aniston channeling bitchy, an umpteenth Chi-Town location, too many characters in a movie titled Office Christmas Party.
On the 9th of December, Hollywood gave to me (whew, almost done): A senseless (Internet) resolution ending, big time stars who interact with each other like passing ships, Olivia Munn who's bad at acting, few laughable moments, Jason Bateman being well, Jason Bateman, a version of Sisters that seems less raunchy, six screenwriters who lack corporate world knowledge, two unsystematic directors, A RATING THAT FEELS LIKE PG-13. Jennifer Aniston channeling bitchy, an umpteenth Chi-Town location, too many characters in a movie titled Office Christmas Party. Happy holidays y'all! Rating: 1 and a half stars.
Written by Jesse Burleson
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